Wednesday, August 30, 2006
ok. hi, and welcome yet again (ok, i know its kinda boring to start like this like all the time but hey! how do you want me to start like DUH~~)alright. recently, i've kinda seen a lot of girls having headaches over the kind of guy they fell for. you know, it kind of always include those kind of
"haiya.. dunno how he's like HORX.."
OR
"hey.. what do you think he's like ar?", BEFORE continuing with your own conclusion.
ALRIGHT girls, i HAVE HAD enough! like HALLO~~
so now, im gonna just tell u guys once and for all WHAT kind of guys u should and SHOULD not even fall for. and now ladies, introducing to you
5 TYPE OF GUYS YOU SHOULD FALL FOR
1.Totally hot and gorgeous
ok, please don't say i'm superficial, but i have a totally valid point to support this argument. if guys all suck, you might as well get a hot one and have your visual 'hunger' to be satisfied isnt it? its like the country is now so deprived of guys, let alone hot and cute guys. like they're soo rare, you know? and the very fact that they're rare makes them a whole load cuter and hotter cause you have them while the others don't! ok, i was being slightly out of the point but hey! its true! i rather have a guy that my girlfriends find hot but has a damned attitude than to have a mediocre looking bf which don't impress my girls but treats me like "ok, i don't have to treat you good cause im the rare ones left." well, which one would you choose?
2. The I-Have-Enough-Money-To-Treat-You-To-Fullerton-Everyday guy
HAHAHAHA.
oops! im sorry i revealed my true feelings, well, anyhows, im serious. This is the kinda guy whereby you will NEVER REGRET having, Why? Because you'll definitey leave them with something. and o, at least you're able to enjoy whatever you want with him when you are with him, and o, he won't be the pathetic fella who would come back crawling when you two broke up DEMANDING THAT YOU RETURN HIM tHE STUFFS HE GAVE, like sooooo pathetic! and o, one will always enjoy a good high tea and gold class seats rather than the coffee shop teh-terik and the stupid cramped theatre, and O! having to go dutch. whatever happened to the gentleman thingy now eh?
3.Sensitive New Age Guy
OK. they are sensitive and they are metrosexual. so, hmm.. they tend to look clean and polished so, hmm.. well, if you like it, go ahead man, but hey, i have no comments about them=] but if they are like those who just keeps quiet and nothing else? who knows? they might just open their big dumb mouth and give you the WORSE comment you have ever received and girls, PLEASE prepare yourself for this okay, cause let me tell you, SNAGs are SNAGs cause they're sensitive. and sensitive guys tend NOT to show their sensitivity (like my god, if they show it, they would be posers and not sensitive RITE?) and o, looking clean does not mean that he's sensitive, he merely means that he likes cleanliness=]
4.Mr. O-Im-So-Perfect
ha. ok. this DOES not mean he's perfect. it means that he THINKS that he's perfect. ok. why you should fall for this kind of guy? its simple, he's too self-obsessed with himself he really won't control you too much=]
5.He loves you more
please. please. please always always always fall for someone who loves you more than you do to him.. pretty please? i mean.. at least that won't make you suffer like mad la.. you know, the feeling of super insecurity, the feeling of.. URGHHHHH. but anyhows, love who you want, just make sure you don't lose your self identity along the way.
ok, so concluding, there are basically 45%of good men, 45% of bad men. the 10% left? they're gays!! o and on the same note, they usually happen to be hot. =]