Designer: manikka
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ANYONE WHO'S READING THIS NOW,
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THE ROYAL SCHOOL OF PLASTICS SHALL BE CLOSED FROM TODAY ONWARDS DUE TO INSUFFICIENT FUNDING.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

ok ladies, now, about 2 weeks after the much gawked about lawsuit win by our very own local-tech firm creative technology over the US's apple in the US, maybe we should start thinking about getting ourself patented, you know, register whatever we think other people might use over time.
hey, maybe you could snag around US$100 million. that's quite a lump sum i think.

maybe you should patent ideas like your blogging style, or even the way you spell 'eu' or 'mie', just so to make sure maybe in future, someone who really just happened to think that they want to spell that word that particular way ,would have to pay you(*shrugs*). even though maybe the both of you are both human, and act the same way, and surprise surprise, happen to operate the same way, people put the both of you together and compare. Well, just so happens that the both of you blog, or msn, and ta-dah! you type the same way. and now, you can actually sue the other fella cos you started spelling this first! ( US$100 million!!)

not getting my point? let me explain to you ladies (and gentleman),
basically, creative and apple are the same, just like samsung mp3 and sony mp3s. THEY ARE ALL MP3s. okay, so now. creative sues apple for violating Section 337 of the Tariff Act, and infringing the zen patent. okay, something about the interface, of which the definition is equipment or programs designed to communicate information from one system of computing devices or programs to another. and even though i really support local goods, so that the real value of sing dollars is kept at a certain level, i really have to say something fair. THE 2 PRODUCTS DON'T EVEN LOOK THE SAME. sure, they look similar but please tell me. which mp3 don't look the same? even the cameras and handphones look the same! they function the same way too. so according to where this is going( btw, creative is launching another lawsuit against the other mp3 firms, now that they have US$100 million in their pockets, i'm pretty sure they have quite some spare cash to spend on hiring great lawyers, and in due time, they'll probably stop selling mp3s and start earning their money through lawsuits. o, they really only need less than 10 employees which means their profit will really see an upward rise that is rarely seen in the company's financial report in years.. o..) , maybe the whole economy should stop going and people should just earn money through lawsuits. RIGHT.

all i am saying is ladies, always keep your eyes open. don't try to win something that will only make people laugh at your stupidity for even raising the matter. of cos, when the other party is a male species, that makes a whole different story. ALWAYS WIN. when it's a lady, give way girl, for that will only make you glammer.

10 Things I Hate About You

1. I hate it when you always stare, thinking that I don't see it.

2. I hate it when you walk towards me yet pretending that you don't see me.

3. I hate it when you make a whole load of noise with your friends when you see me.

4. I hate it when you always go to the same place as me everyday.

5. I hate it when you weren’t there to see me at my proudest moment.

6. I hate it when you go out with some other girl that I know.

7. I hate it when you realize that I hate you.

8. I hate it when I start to care.

9. I hate it when I hate everything about you; and most importantly,

10. I hate the way I feel when you left without a word.




It’s amazing how sometimes hatred for a person can make you fall for him.
It’s amazing how god decided how relationships work.
You will never know how god has decided for you how the both of you will meet.
You will never know what form god has decided the love of your life will be, someone you don’t know? Or someone you’ve already known a lifetime yet never realized the importance of that person in your life?
Take a good look around you, open your eyes big. And see the wonders of the world.
God gave us the ability to love. Use it, use it well.
Love, will always be there. It’s for you to find it.

Don’t treat love to be like waiting for taxis, always around when you aren’t waiting for it, yet always full when you’re waiting for it. It’s not that there aren’t enough taxis around, but that you always think that taxis are always there for you to choose. Sometimes, when you don’t notice, taxis might just come and queue up waiting for you to board them. Now, which one would you choose to board? You can’t just walk away, if you do, they just might decide that they don’t want your business and go look for others.

Seize the opportunities ladies, don’t wait till it’s too late.
Remember, don’t live life with regrets.

alright. i may not rock, but i love being a women. and i can assure you that all the other ladies who are reading(yes you. no, don't turn your head around, im referring to you honey=]) are not sure whether you love being a women or not. well let me tell you why you should feel blessed that you are borned a women.

Being a women allows you to enjoy the pain of being pregnant and of cos, the torture of giving birth. (this IS NOT meant to be sarcastic.. i REALLY mean it..)you see, men can never enjoy the pain of giving birth to a LIFE!!! YOU (ladies) are the one's who allowed a life to be squeezed out of your vagina! and its not as if the guys have it but anyhows, they can never experience the joy of having your precious part to be cut when you're having contractions cos the baby require a much bigger opening for its head to come out but anyhows, THEY cannot experience this even if they desperately want to, and the very fact that your kid has came out from you, will only make the both of you closer for he came out from where nobody ever goes(well, hopefully except your husband) and he owes you one!
ps. you guys all better treat your mom right i tell you, for RETRIBUTIONS comes b4 you know it.

being a women allows you to dress in clothes of 2 gender. yup thats right. you can dress like a guy, you know the usual package: baggy jeans+baggy shirt........ i mean, you're sure to have wore it like at least once in your long life rite? BUT. have you ever seen a guy with skirt or dress? RARELY right? haha. k, im saying its rarely cos im not very sure how boys behave nowadays but since its growing to be disappointing i think i better not generalise the good with the bad. o, where was i? oya, the fact that when guys wear a dress they're called a person with a case of 'sexual confusion' while for the ladies, its only having self identity. get the point? and trust me girls,
boys will always be boys, no metrosexuals, only gays.

YOU CAN GAWK AT GUYS AND NOT FEEL LIKE YOU'VE DONE THE ENTIRE FEMAKE POPULATION WRONG. haha. this is so important and a vital aspect of life! where else doth the joy of living comes shalt no beauty will be seen? o, just getting a little reared up for shakespeare but anyhows, ever since cleopatra, women, are goddess. can't you see, even 'god' is spelled shorter than 'goddess', meaning women possess more power than men!! so enjoy this PREVILEGE of being a women girls. and we won't waste our time on some anime the goes on the a few hundred episodes( WHO wans to watch PIXELS for a few hundred days????) right, that said, being men is just a plain bore! why would anyone DESIRE to be a bore?
they don't even talk much!o, sorry, let me correct myself. they don't have MUCH TOPIC to talk about anyway..

im sidetracking a little but MY POINT IS, that you shouldn allow yourself to not like you own gender for you are who you are and i believe everybody loves you for it=]

love youself, and we'll all love you more. amen.