Designer: manikka
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Good morning, and welcome to the very first lecture of the Royal School Of Plastics. today, we're going to focus our attention to the problem of singaporean men and their attitude, a recent major and critical problem that is creating havoc to the social equilibrum to the singapore society.

i have noted a couple of intolerable behaviours and well, it's up to you as to whether or not you're going to agree with me and (what the hell), i dun really care but hey, feel free to give me your feedback.

WHAT MAKES SINGAPORE MEN ATTRACTIVE--NOT.

1. okay, this is really bad. go up on a train, take a good look around. tell me what do you see? you see men, ALOT of men.. SITTING DOWN. okay, now take a look at all the ladies, where are they? STANDING. okay~~ is this bad? its terrible lemme tell you. the men in singapore are really the most ungentlemenly men i have ever seen. isnt this ironic? singapore is supposed to be THE developing country like duh. ok. so they don't offer their seats? well, its okay, maybe they're tired. (haha. right.) well anihows, never mind. did you see how they practically PUSHED the ladies aside to get out of the train first?? like ******** you know? i mean, that's just freaking embarassing! i mean, i AM feeling embarassed for them like, WADEVERRRRRR. this is just not the behaviour a men should have. GERS!! IF YOUR GUY IS LIKE THAT? DUMP HIM. LIKE THROW HIM INTO THE BIN OR SOMETHING. and if your guy friend is like that? tell him so that he won't repeat the mistake, cos its like a HUGE thing!!!

2. their sense of dressing is just something i don't understand. ok. you want to do jap? do IT. like really go jap. okay, you want to mix jap and hip hop? fine, go ahead, like just do it. BUT. do not put like 10 necklace on your skinny and short neck, nor wear like 3 shirts or pink socks with black shoes or ANYTHING along that line cos it really looks awful like BLEAHXXX*** PUHLEASE.. have some style of some sort and don't aim to look like a beng or mat can? it just looks awful. and girls, please don't wear black stockings with super short denim skirt. it may be a craze in taiwan or japan but HEY. this is NOT taiwan NOR japan. its SINGAPORE like HALLOO.. if you want to wear black stockings, don't go with demi-denim skirt cos you'll only look like a s***. ok. oops, sorry if i've offended you but hey, this is true. ok guys yes. and please do not allow your sense of dressing to deteiorate as your age increases? don't allow the cool hawt guy be a singlet-clatted old disgusting men who has no etiquette whatsoever.

3. don't disgrace yourself by doing something disgusting on any sort of public transport. i have caught different men doing disgusting stuffs like digging their nose or cannot stop rubing their feet kind of actions. ok. it really turn me off like, you know, no respect for those old men anymore. y0u understand?

o and did i mention? the worse thing is to fart on the train. DO YOU KNOW THAT ITS A CONTAINED PLACE?? WHICH MEANS THAT THE SMELL STAYS???
don't make the ladies suffer just because you went to ns before cos let me tell you this.
YOU CAME OUT TO THIS WORLD THROUGH A WOMEN.