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Hi, and welcome to another lecture held by me. I am really sorry for not updating my lecture notes regularly as i really am too busy, and hardly even has time to like just slack. okay, the topic for today will be
5 ways to make sure a guy knows that you like him

okay, maybe this topic might sound superficial, but hey! please read on, for i am sure something here will appeal to you. my friends and i have spend years of hard work and research and this, is my report for you.

1. don't STOP staring at him
right, i know this may sound like its wrong cos its like a tiny-whiny bit high-profile but C'MON!! your agenda here is to make sure that he knows your feelings, so the least you can do is to actually make sure he kows that you exist like duh~~ and since i believe human have 5 senses for a reason, im pretty sure he will know that you are staring at him and so will his friends=] and you girls should know AND understand that guys nowadays are NO LONGER those kind who will take initiative unless they're really sure that you have good feelings about him, or at least, no special bad feelings towards you and so, will sort of like start to get to know you and maybe, just maybe, you 2 will achieve your ultimate aim which is to BE TOGETHER(awwwwwwwww... how sweet XD).
but girls, please understand that this is NOT a method that everybody can employ. this method requires guts, not guts to stare at him( oOKAY. im DEFINITELY sure you'll have the guts to stare at him continuously and pretty much get your face to be redder than tomatoes.. well.. this is just a reminder thou) but guts to accept what will come. you must understand that since your guy is supposedly meant to be hot, he's bound to have like a clique hanging around with him and well, when you stare at him, it is usually, if not most of the time, the FRIENDS who will know that you like him first b4 he even noticed you. Which brings me to my next point... FRIENDS.

2.Get to know his friends.
ok, this is a VERY VERY important point. READ THIS: FRIENDS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS PLAYS A VITAL ROLE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP. and im really serious about this. so he likes you.. so what? do you seriously think he's gonna dump all his friends for the sake of having you??(bleahx *rolls my eyes*) i mean, if he really does that, i wouldn't even want him.. like he's so useless??!! if he can so easily dump his friends for you, similarly, he can also dump you for other girls. This is just a fact of life, accept it=] and to be frank, he really won't leave his friends for you cos there're like plenty of girls out there (rem: he's hot.. okay.. lets ASSUME he's hot) and that somehow, he's friends words do matter more than his own thoughts. which is to say, when you want to get to know some hot guys, ALWAYS try to get to know his fre, which hopefully is those whereby they look mediocre and thus assures that you'll never fall for them instead those kinda guy. And tell the frienf you like your hottie, and REMEMBER to ask him specifically NOT to tell hottie about it. well, if he don't like you, so be it.. but you'll at least be good friends with him cos you know his frend and so, you really won't be kicked out of his social life completely and DEFINITELY, you won't be mocked at for your entire life. plus hey! you 2 might even make it to best friends! that means you're pretty much stuck with him for the rest of your life=] isn't that wonderful??!!

3. Click on his friendster account whenever you go online(ok. everyday)
ok. please let me say first that this is ONLY applicable to those with the guts to and cannot stand like 10 hours without seeing the fella. well, if the fella is not annonymous on his profile, he'll definitely see you on top of his 'who's viewed me' list and haha.. i think only an idiot wouldn't realise that you like him isn't it. and well, you wouldn't want to be with an idiot would you? well, the point is, that you really shd be bold and all and girl.. GO ALL THE WAY MAN~~~!!!

4.avoid him and make sure he sees you avoiding him
THIS ALWAYS WORKS. you know y? cos its like, when he sees you PURPOSELY avoiding him, he would feel flustered, thinking "hey.. why is this girl avoiding me?" and haha. you've just achieved your goal babe XD and pls, don't be stupid (oops!) to the extend of avoiding him WHEN he don't know it. you know there's a saying that goes.. whats the point?
so, just go ahead, make VERY sure that he sees you, and THEN, avoid him.

5.dao/ignore him/give him black face
hmm, actually, to be frank, im not really sure this works but im on the midst of experimenting with it. well anyhows, it'll surely get you the attention you want from him and his friends.

actually you know wad? maybe you guys can contribute to this list? and a few weeks from now, i might just collate the ciews and do another revised report=]

ps. thankew so much to all my friends who helped me through their real life experience.

Thank you and see you again